plastic mcdonalds shrek toy

fellas im gonna be real with you: i wrote this a long time ago. i was in 8th grade and kinda dumb, so it's not good. in fact, all of the stuff on this account was written when i was in 8th grade. do i wish i hadn't written some of it? maybe. but i definitely wish i hadn't written this one. however, i cannot forget my past mistakes, so i will leave this disaster up for the public to see.
again: the writing is bad and the story is bad. but if you so wish to continue, then do so. i wish you luck.