Théo, ou le joli con
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Théo aime la ville, les voitures, les nuages gris et la foule entassée dans le métro, c'est un vrai citadin, un vrai de vrai, doublé d'une réelle addiction aux jeux vidéo et à l'informatique en général. Seulement, Théo a le malheur d'avoir un oncle Jacques paysan et deux parents inquiets pour sa fin de terminale. Résultat, il se retrouve condamné à deux semaines coupé de tout, à la campagne du trou du cul du monde. Ce joli jeune con n'y voit qu'un ennui mortel, mais la jeune fille haute en couleurs du voisin de Jacques semble en avoir décidé autrement. L'aventure est lancée.
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