Meine Welt um mich die doch ein winziges Bischen kaputt zu sein scheint
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Ein kleiner Schwenk aus meinem Leben über Fragen wie:
Mein kleiner Zeh - was ist deine Mission?
...Oder Aluhut auf und im Deutschunterricht aufgepasst - wie schreibt man eine Interprätation?!
Interessiert? - Ich auch nicht also tut euch dieses Buch auf keinsten Fall an... Besonders nicht wenn ihr Deutschlehrer seid. Allein die Stilmittel sind erschlagend.
Und hier noch ein Hinweis:
Nachdenken kann Ihnen und Ihren Angehörigen nachhaltig Schaden zufügen.
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