THE IMPOSSIBLE SAGITTARIUS (Soulmate/Maladaptive Daydreaming)

This whole shebang could perfectly prove that time is indeed not lineal. How come you may ask? What da hell do I know.
A rant, a "Dear Diary" kinda thing if you will. An extreme mixture of a real life that's not so bad if I may say so myself and a very invasive maladaptive daydreaming plague.
If I get to express myself in a way that's undestandable. If I manage to get my thoughts through my chaotic mind. You might find yourself before an enlightening experience like no other or so so. That is of course if you get to understand my gibberish and are able to follow my train of thought, cos I can't, so it will only take one of us for that.
If you, dear reader and potential soulmate, after reading the whole ramble, feel you can relate, then wow, kudos are in order!
And what's more important if you feel you are in fact my soulmate for you see yourself like a copy of me BUT totally different at the same time, then don't refrain from contacting me.
I will have to see if you qualify of course because in my mind I am very busy and important like that apparently; as to have someone responding to such bullshit topped with a shitty attitude.
Chances are high that you won't (qualify), please don't loose hope, you will find yours, I'm pretty sure, if my soulmate thingy theory is right.
Might not be as out of this world in a very superficially boring kind of way as me, but it will do.
If I find though, that you're not, then that would be why I didn't respond. There would be no point really, I can't be bothered with you any more.