... and other scandalized mythological creatures in sappy romance novels.
As long as you eat, grow, and fuck you're alive. Seriously. If you actually paid attention to your Science Classes, you'd know.
I'm Ethan Summers... well actually, I got bored of that name two decades ago (you know, when I supposedly "died" but really didn't but then it doesn't make a difference so wtf), so I now go by the name of Daniel Trent. Which I actually just decided from googling "most common American name." It's on number 7 at the moment.
Anyway, I'm here to tell you my life. Have fun.All Rights Reserved