MALL MAN
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- Parts 8
MatureOngoing1h 36m
Last published Wed, Jun 28, 2017
In the not-too-distant future, random violence, wandering packs of lunatics, vandals and a growing population of (possibly cannibalistic) squatters are just some of the reasons that workers at the Crosstown Shopping and Entertainment Plaza call it the Worst Mall In America.
(Work In Progress)
Recommended Viewing to put you in the MALL MAN mood- Chopping Mall, Night of the Comet, Saturn 5, Eraserhead.
Thanks for reading!
Dave
NOTE- Updates for Mall Man are temporarily on hold.
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