Kitchen Fork - SpideyPool
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  • Reads 263,181
  • Votes 11,553
  • Parts 40
  • Time 1h 58m
Ongoing, First published May 15, 2019
Deadpool, aka Wade Wilson, has taken many different types of jobs in his day. However, he's starting to rethink his whole "will do anything for money" motto when he gets a job from the one and only Tony Stark. Thing is, Deadpool doesn't really DO babysitting.

Peter Parker does NOT need protection. He has told Tony this many times, but apparently it's not setting in. Now Tony has gotten the infamous 'Merc with a Mouth" involved in all this! 

Tony just wants to look out for the kid, his kid, so what if he's not as responsible as Cap? So what if he's not above getting an assassin to guard the kid? What's the worst that could happen?

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[COMPLETED] Deadpool, a mercenary, has been assigned to kill Peter Parker. When he uses Spiderman to get closer to Peter, though, something sparks within him. He notices Spiderman and Peter Parker are awfully close... Can he get the guts to kill his lover's best friend? (BASED OFF THE COMICS. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAN MADE.) Hehehehe everyone close to me knows how much I love Spideypool so OF COURSE I'm gonna write a fanfic about them and hope my friends don't find it-) Highest ranks: #1 Spideypool #1 Spiderpool #2 Deadpool #7 Wadewilson #9 Peter Parker