Kitchen Fork - SpideyPool
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Deadpool, aka Wade Wilson, has taken many different types of jobs in his day. However, he's starting to rethink his whole "will do anything for money" motto when he gets a job from the one and only Tony Stark. Thing is, Deadpool doesn't really DO babysitting.
Peter Parker does NOT need protection. He has told Tony this many times, but apparently it's not setting in. Now Tony has gotten the infamous 'Merc with a Mouth" involved in all this!
Tony just wants to look out for the kid, his kid, so what if he's not as responsible as Cap? So what if he's not above getting an assassin to guard the kid? What's the worst that could happen?
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