you're wrong. i know what you're thinking and it's wrong. i, the Elliot Jones, would never, EVER do those types of things. i don't know who started the rumor about me being a closeted bisexual, but it's not true. i don't even know this guy, but his name keeps popping up in these rumors. Lucas Kelly. i never even spoke to the guy so i don't know why people are saying that we've been.. um.. doing things in our spare time. i do know one thing however. i need to find mr. Kelly and have a talk with him.
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