Thor's Crack Head Adventures with Harry Potter
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Last published Sat, May 18, 2019
Your local crackhead Asgardian God of Thunder gets banished to Earth. Too bad for the ole Boi-Who- Lived the Thor had landed in his precious flowerbeds. Will Thor be able to withstand his addiction to stop his hot brother Loki and Hot Voldemort?
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