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This is a little romance for my two lovely straight male friends. Okay maybe minus the romance at this point... We try to be extremely interactive with comments! Unless you're a bot advertising some scam Insta. All characters do exist in real life (but are heavily altered for funsies and anonymity). Any scenarios or stories featured, however, are about 84.26015379% made up (but this description is a clean 100% untrustworthy!!) Each chapter basically consists of excessive swearing and way too many random events, but trust me when I say it's not THAT bad. You'll survive, hopefully.
𝙼𝚢 𝙱𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎
𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝚂𝙰𝙻𝚅𝙰𝙶𝙴, 𝚈𝙾𝚄'𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴Complete
♡︎𝐈𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐥||𝐖 𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐥♡︎
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚝𝚘𝚠𝚗. 𝙷𝚊𝚢𝚜𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎, 𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚍𝚊. 𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢. 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝚏𝚎𝚠 𝚘𝚏 𝚣𝚒𝚐𝚣𝚊𝚐𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚋𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝙹𝚎𝚍 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚡 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚝𝚖 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚔. 𝚂𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚋𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝚊 𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝, 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢𝚜 𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚑𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐? 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝... 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍: 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑 𝟷𝟸 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟷 𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍: 𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝟺 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟷 ------------ 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢'𝚜 𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚂𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚊Complete
𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙛 (𝙂𝙭𝙂) |✓|
𝙄𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙝. 𝙐𝙣𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙪𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙩. 𝘼𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙮, 𝙂𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙖 𝙍𝙚𝙙𝙙𝙮 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙙𝙖. 𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 𝙟𝙤𝙗 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙪𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙢𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙞𝙚, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙨𝙩. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙛... 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡, 𝙜𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙤𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙖𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙩. 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙂𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙖 𝙩𝙧𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤... 𝙬𝙤𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙛. 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙧? 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩.Complete
This is a little romance for my two lovely straight male friends. Okay maybe minus the romance at this point... We try to be extremely interactive with comments! Unless you're a bot advertising some scam Insta. All characters do exist in real life (but are heavily altered for funsies and anonymity). Any scenarios or stories featured, however, are about 84.26015379% made up (but this description is a clean 100% untrustworthy!!) Each chapter basically consists of excessive swearing and way too many random events, but trust me when I say it's not THAT bad. You'll survive, hopefully.
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