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I Blame Wattpad for My High Expectations of Men

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She wanted to test a theory. He wanted to win a bet. What could possibly go wrong? 
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Why was this shit so much easier in the books?! 

The Macy Anderson in me would spit out the alternatives to every curse word known to man. 

The Ruby Buchannan in me would knee him in the groin. 

The Mia Hastings in me would lunge at him first, taking him on that table right there and now. 

The Haley Geller in me would confuse the fuck out of him by asking way too many questions. 

Hell! Even the Tessa Young in me would do something, like beg him to come at me with her desperate but wild ass...

But the Lola Dino in me -aka the me, me- just stands there frozen, contemplating a very important decision in her head: fuck, fuck, fuck! Who do I act as next?! 

Um, how about yourself for a change? My conscience decides NOW to be a smartass. 

Yeah, right? Like that's ever worked before. 

Not even having the slightest clue of what to do, I wait for him to make the first move instead, and then I'll just go from there. So, I wait. 

And I wait. 

And I wait. 

And I wait. 

I wait as we remain staring at one another -I like a deer in headlights and he like a predator stalking his prey- for what seems like forever. But when his ripped, muscular frame finally charges at me, his strong tattooed hand instantly meeting the back of my head, he crashes my lips onto his so forcefully that I'm now just left with one thought and one thought only: Lola Dino, what the hell did you just get yourself into?

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*WARNING: Contains mature content including language, sex, violence, and drugs. Reader discretion is advised.*All Rights Reserved

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"You should care, Dylan. You would still be living in the back of a car, stealing from Seven Eleven! Is that what you want?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The "Four Musketeers." That's what they called them. If they weren't all together they were two on two. And they give zero fucks about life. The Adopted one The Bad boy The Player The Best friend Dylan is like most troubled girls. She doesn't care about her grades, she skips school, hangs with the wrong crowds, and hates her parents. But of course there's a reason for all of this. Dylan is adopted. Dylan has always struggled with being adopted and she tends to fight everything in life. Many bad memories cause her to be the way she is. She desperately wants to forget her past, including some bad things she experienced, but the memories stay stuck in her mind. Dylan has three best friends who help her get by. The only three people she 100% trust and doesn't like to. They all have their own problems and lies they tell, but they help each other through it all. Especially her boyfriend Vince, who would do absolutely anything for her. He would die a thousand times over before anyone hurt Dylan. ~ "Dylan's not just my whole life, she makes my life whole. Some days she's the only reason I get out of bed. Without her in my life there is no point in living. She's like the air I breathe. Without her I can't live. She's my best friend and I will love her to the day I die." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This summer Dylan gets the opportunity to do what every guidance counselor has claimed she's always wanted to do . . . split up her family. Will she realize splitting up her family won't help anything? Or will she just not care? After all she was abandoned once. (For now I will no longer update this book) WARNING: Mature Content Copyright All Rights Reserved © alyssarivera_write