Fixing Avengers: Endgame

So Endgame was good. Relatively speaking, at least. But you know what? It could have been written EVEN BETTER.
So this is Endgame, but with more women, more queer representation, still a bunch of cute family stuff and cool action, and just altogether more satisfying endings for the characters.
I do use real lines from the movie, so be prepared for some similarities.

Infinity War mostly happened as it happened, I'm saying, but expect slight discontinuities with canon where I see fit there too.