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Crack - Real Life Edition

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First chapter is a bunch of random phrases that I think of that I could use in my stories at some point, the rest are real life quotes from family at random times.

No real names are used in order to protect their privacy.

Lots of anime references, probably.

Scratch that, definitely a lot of anime references.

And swearing.

ALSO

DON'T TAKE ANY OF THE QUOTES SERIOUSLY

IT WAS ALL SAID IN GOOD FUN AND NO ONE WAS TRULY ANGRY OR ANYTHING AT THE TIME

IT'S CALLED CRACK FOR A REASONAll Rights Reserved

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