Crack - Real Life Edition
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Last published Sat, Aug 10, 2024
First chapter is a bunch of random phrases that I think of that I could use in my stories at some point, the rest are real life quotes from family at random times.
No real names are used in order to protect their privacy.
Lots of anime references, probably.
Scratch that, definitely a lot of anime references.
And swearing.
ALSO
DON'T TAKE ANY OF THE QUOTES SERIOUSLY
IT WAS ALL SAID IN GOOD FUN AND NO ONE WAS TRULY ANGRY OR ANYTHING AT THE TIME
IT'S CALLED CRACK FOR A REASON
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