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Hi my name is Faith Leah Lee I was named that because of my parents endless faith in me. My parents died in a plane crash, leaving me to live with my aunt and her twin daughters. I was taught everything my parents knew, but none of that could be put to good use, because I was told I couldn’t ice-skate any more. Taking a risk I went out to the ice rink in the school and was seen by the most popular boy in school... Trent Young. Determined to find out who i am Trent goes on a hunt, searching the whole school. I can’t let him find out it was me, it will change everything, maybe in a good way or most definitely in a bad.

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

Secrets, Scandal...and Murder. Ahmed Heavenstate just wanted to fit in. A recently adopted high school freshman in a brand new town, he'd barely gotten his foot in the door before being targeted by the headmaster's entitled son Steven. But when a cruel prank brings both boys face to face with a brutalized corpse in the school's main building, these warring adolescents are swept into a terrifying world bloodied with the long-buried secrets of their tight-lipped community. As the passions and prejudices of old money and new acquaintances whirl relentlessly through their town of sheltered closets and the skeletons inside them, Steven and Ahmed will discover a truth more terrifying than anything their paragon of sacred laws and tradition would dare allow them to believe.

Ever since Sadie was a child, she's wanted to be a dancer. It's too bad that almost everyone in her dance class at school can't dance, and it doesn't help that her enemy since preschool is in the class with her, and he can dance almost better than she can. To make things worse, her new English teacher just so happens to be Ethan Deveraux, someone who had tortured her all throughout their childhood until he left for college. Things seem to pick right back up from where they left off nearly six years before until both of them realize how much the other has changed. They're no longer children, and the two of them are about to find out what that really means.

There are Many Flowers in Tokyo by ClarissaNorth

A heartbroken fashion designer escapes to Tokyo to be an assistant on a movie set, only to get caught up in an illicit, whirlwind romance with the lead actor. ***** After discovering her fiance is cheating on her, heiress and fashion designer Lily Porter is whisked away to Tokyo to help a production company adapt one of her great-aunt's novels. She isn't thrilled about lying about being her aunt's assistant until it throws her into the path of the movie's lead actor, who is enough of a distraction to keep her mind off her ex for good. But can there really be a future for them when their relationship is built on lies, false identities, and a secret engagement? [[Wattys' Longlisted]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Stockpiling Supplies&Raising a Child in a Post-Apocalyptic World by DrawingCards by lirium36

Disclaimer: I do not own this story, this is just and heavily edited MTL. Full title: Stockpiling Supplies and Raising a Child in the Post-Apocalyptic World by Drawing Cards Original tittle: 我靠抽卡在废土世界囤货带崽 Raw: https://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=7917194 Author: Luo Xiaopai (洛小湃) Article1: When Lin Ran wakes up, she finds herself transported into a post-apocalyptic novel from a pink-themed website, becoming one of the many doormats of the female lead, Mo Shuyu. However, Mo Shuyu merely uses her. After a base where Mo Shuyu resides falls to ruin, Mo Shuyu brings her child to seek refuge with Lin Ran. Lin Ran thinks her happiness has finally arrived, but little does she know that Mo Shuyu is already involved with the leader of her previous base and plans to have Lin Ran eliminated as soon as possible. During a zombie extermination mission, Lin Ran is "accidentally" shot and killed by her own people. Even in her last moments, Lin Ran wonders who will protect Mo Shuyu and her child once she's gone. Reading this story, Lin Ran is baffled. It's the apocalypse, and she's still being a doormat? No wonder she met an early demise. Lin Ran decides she won't follow the original plot. Why should she care about Mo Shuyu's fate? Stockpiling supplies and honing her skills are far more important. Ignoring the female lead's affairs, Lin Ran spends her days busily buying and preparing. When the apocalypse arrives, Lin Ran alternates between staying home, enjoying her stocked supplies, and going out to kill zombies, using randomly drawn cards for survival. Her days are busy but fulfilling. However, she notices the mother and daughter living across the hall seem quite pitiful, so she often leaves them some food. The little girl always thanks her with starry eyes. As Lin Ran gradually becomes acquainted with the woman and child, she learns that the woman is none other than Mo Shuyu. Lin Ran's attitude towards them turns icy. Rest in the inf

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Cupid's Match | Wattpad Books Edition by LEPalphreyman

He's mythologically hot, a little bit wicked, almost 100% immortal. And he'll hit you right in the heart . . . --- Lila Black doesn't believe in matchmaking, let alone soul mates. So why is she constantly being hassled by the Cupids Matchmaking Service? But this gilded, cherub-bedecked dating agency isn't exactly what it seems . . . and it's about to turn Lila's entire world upside down. It turns out that Cupids Matchmaking is the real deal. As in, it's run by actual cupids―who don't look at all like they do in the paintings―and they have a serious problem with Lila's "match." Because this guy shouldn't be in the system. He shouldn't have a match. And while he's irresistibly hot, he's also incredibly dangerous. Because Lila's true love match is Cupid. The original bad boy of love. And he wants her. Now Lila's once-normal teenaged world has exploded into a mythological nightmare overrun by crime-lord sirens, wrathful cupid hit men, magic arrows that cause no end of trouble, and a mischievous, not-so-angelic love god she can't seem to stop herself from falling for . . .

Trapeze (Wattpad Books Edition) by leigh_

WATTPAD BOOKS EDITION How do you trust the ground when all you've known is flight? In this breathtaking debut, Leigh Ansell has created a compelling, heartbreaking, and truly engaging story about a young girl used to flying high only to be faced with living life with her two feet firmly on the ground . . . Seventeen-year-old Corey Ryder can't remember a time when she wasn't gliding through the air of Cirque Mystique's big top. As a trapeze artist in a traveling circus, Corey wakes up every day in a different place, buzzing for the moment she can suspend gravity during the night's performance. When the circus pulls into small-town Sherwood, California, everything seems normal - aside from meeting the exceptionally cute Luke Everett at a local diner. But that night, in the midst of the performance, tragedy strikes and flames overtake the tent. While Corey narrowly escapes, in the ashes of the circus pitch lies the only home she's ever known. Repeatedly thrown out of her comfort zone, Corey must learn how to push toward her future without forgetting her past, what it means to be a daughter to a mother she's never known, and how to navigate the confusing magic of first love, even as she performs the high-wire act of being true to who you really are.

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Teachers pet (lil Mabu x dd osama) by Shiplover_1000

"I know I'm young but my mind is well beyond my years I knew this wouldn't last but f*ck you don't you leave me here"

Fiona Pearce is the kind of girl who can never say no to anyone. As long as she can do something to help out, she'll do it in a heartbeat. So when her father faces a problem and asks for her help to find her missing brother, Finn, in a school where he works at, she's more than willing to extend a hand and go the extra mile. She sets off on a journey to find the missing boy in a population of a four hundred and sixty-five. The only problem is, Corner Stone High School is not just an ordinary high school. It is an exclusive school... for boys. Will she find him? Or will she be found out? And as she gets things straight, will something unexpected happen? Tossing the coin of luck and fate, she ventures to find the answers herself.

!! TRIGGER WARNING !! mentions : homophobia, suicides when you're born you are born with a date only you could see tattooed onto your body. that date is the day where you will meet your soulmate. sadly you don't know who it is or where you'll meet them, it's only the day, year, and month. when you finally do meet them the tattoo disappears signifying you've met them. but what happens when two boys find out they're soulmates? a bakushima // kiribaku soulmate au

A #1 Amazon Charts bestseller, available for the first time in English. In this fast-paced, pulse-pounding thriller, a former priest has to uncover the secret identity of a deadly gang leader while confronting his own dark past. After the death of someone he loved very much, local priest Ismael Niebuhr has vowed to leave the accursed town of San Isidro for good. But the Skulls, a dangerous gang, and their leader the Mime King have other plans for him. They stalk him day and night, asking the same terrifying question: "Who?" Desperate to escape, the priest soon realizes he needs the help of an old friend who he hasn't spoken to in years, Abraham Pérez, the chief of police. The problem is that Ismael and Abe share more than a broken friendship. A dark secret lies between them, a secret that can get everyone they care about killed. This page-turner, filled with twists and turns, mixes the constant tension of modern psychological thrillers like THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN with a writing style akin to Miguel Otero Silva's early work. SKELETONS IN THE RAIN is a novel filled with suspense that you won't be able to put down.

obey me oneshots/preferences by -writingprodigy

welcome to the devildom! some spoilers! first/second pov. lowercase intended. ♡︎ started on ; april 15th ♡︎ ended on ; november 20th. ♡︎ remaster started on ; april 10th.

𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝘀 𝗧𝗼𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗙𝗼𝗿 His 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗿𝗲 "Fuck, whenever you're in my arms, I feel like I might crush you. You're so delicate," he said, kissing her cheek. "Huh?" "It took me three years to hug you, and today you let him hug you, huh?" he asked, trying to control his anger. "He is your brother," she said, trying to move from his grip. "So what? It doesn't matter. We'v been married for a month, and you didn't allow me to kiss you. But today, you hug him? I'm very upset," he said, looking straight into her eyes. "I'm sorry," she said. "I'm a very loyal and possessive man. Just because I haven't kissed or touched you doesn't mean I can't. Now, what will you do to make it up to me?" "I... I will..." "You will what?" "I will sit on your lap and feed you," she said. "From now on, you'll do this every morning and night."

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Hi my name is Faith Leah Lee I was named that because of my parents endless faith in me. My parents died in a plane crash, leaving me to live with my aunt and her twin daughters. I was taught everything my parents knew, but none of that could be put to good use, because I was told I couldn’t ice-skate any more. Taking a risk I went out to the ice rink in the school and was seen by the most popular boy in school... Trent Young. Determined to find out who i am Trent goes on a hunt, searching the whole school. I can’t let him find out it was me, it will change everything, maybe in a good way or most definitely in a bad.

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