A química entre a morte e o desespero
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Bem, o meu nome é Diogo Pires, também conhecido em alguns recantos da internet como GreenMemory. Esta é uma pequena introdução a um conjunto de crónicas humorísticas que não tem um fim definido, não tem uma data definida e muito menos uma qualidade definida (se estiver definida é provavelmente nula). Faço tudo por diversão, mas quanto mais opiniões, melhor ficarão os textos. Por agora é tudo!
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