monodys unsavoury fetishises

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sorry for the title
Thu, May 23, 2019
its like half good half bad
Thu, May 23, 2019
uwuwuwuwuwuwuwu
Fri, May 24, 2019
almost as bad as when they ask for my validation over their ugly boyfriends
Fri, May 24, 2019
theresa may was shit but shes better than him
Fri, May 24, 2019
yall weirdos
Fri, May 24, 2019
a trend among american kids in the 2060s
Fri, May 24, 2019
every episode of kitchen nightmares
Fri, May 24, 2019
or else
Fri, May 24, 2019
bye theresa hehe
Fri, May 24, 2019
*borat voice* very nice
Fri, May 24, 2019
we love strange æons
Fri, May 24, 2019
i hope its not a tumour
Sat, May 25, 2019
just like regular memes
Sat, May 25, 2019
funky
Sat, May 25, 2019
des pa sea toad
Sun, May 26, 2019
'youre not going out like that are you'
Sun, May 26, 2019
my right brain vs my left brain
Sun, May 26, 2019
exaggerating obvs
Sun, May 26, 2019
PLEASE
Sun, May 26, 2019
irony
Sun, May 26, 2019
he is gordon ramsay
Mon, May 27, 2019
i wish theyd just gotten rid of her????
Mon, May 27, 2019
am monching
Mon, May 27, 2019
gonna go and see it tho :D
Mon, May 27, 2019
i hate straight ppl man
Wed, May 29, 2019
it just looks weird and uncanny
Wed, May 29, 2019
grim
Wed, May 29, 2019
dont wanna tell you how long it took me to think of using the name 'monody'
Wed, May 29, 2019
we share one braincell between us
Wed, May 29, 2019
pls am lonely
Wed, May 29, 2019
what a sorry lot i am
Wed, May 29, 2019
actually well happy been looking for this
Wed, May 29, 2019
:DDDDDDDDD
Wed, May 29, 2019
the true spirit of re
Wed, May 29, 2019
not cut out for this smh
Wed, May 29, 2019
*LOUD STAMPING FOOTSTEPS*
Wed, May 29, 2019
please leave me alone thanos
Wed, May 29, 2019
ive been trapped in my room for ages now
Wed, May 29, 2019
'dont do it dont give urself away'
Wed, May 29, 2019
very sorry
Wed, May 29, 2019
literally
Wed, May 29, 2019
owowowowowow
Wed, May 29, 2019
im gonna throw down
Wed, May 29, 2019
its so obvious
Thu, May 30, 2019
the holy trinity
Thu, May 30, 2019
a horrendously bad take op
Thu, May 30, 2019
just speaks to me ya know?
Thu, May 30, 2019
actually serious post for once oof
Thu, May 30, 2019
i was hiding for three hours
Thu, May 30, 2019
fuck this smh
Thu, May 30, 2019
didnt even know there was a welsh culture
Thu, May 30, 2019
me
Thu, May 30, 2019
just one day of peace is all i ask for
Fri, May 31, 2019
'lemme at em'
Fri, May 31, 2019
he has 22 now
Fri, May 31, 2019
waiting for bloo to tell me i Do Not
Fri, May 31, 2019
where is she hit me up
Fri, May 31, 2019
im scared of what theyll say tbh
Fri, May 31, 2019
broke: therapy woke: this
Fri, May 31, 2019
two bros chilling in a hot tub-
Fri, May 31, 2019
his comments on brexit have really aged like a fine wine
Fri, May 31, 2019
only been to the cinema four times since then
Fri, May 31, 2019
i think lily said that that was called danths law or smth
Fri, May 31, 2019
great googly moogly
Sat, Jun 1, 2019
dont hurt me for this
Sat, Jun 1, 2019
'milkshakes against fascism'
Sat, Jun 1, 2019
songs that absolutely slap
Sat, Jun 1, 2019
miserable unhealthy bitch life
Sun, Jun 2, 2019
uh oh boys
Sun, Jun 2, 2019
ugly orange
Sun, Jun 2, 2019
dont even know anything about it is it a state or what
Sun, Jun 2, 2019
just saw this clip am laughing
Sun, Jun 2, 2019
whenever shes taking the piss
Sun, Jun 2, 2019
imagine being bit by a deadly spider & it makes you horny
Sun, Jun 2, 2019
bideo..........game..........
Sun, Jun 2, 2019
WHAT THE HELL
Sun, Jun 2, 2019
a fucking shitshow thats what just an absolute garbage thing
Sun, Jun 2, 2019
bloos pokemon human au posts got me going
Sun, Jun 2, 2019
also ive already brushed my teeth
Sun, Jun 2, 2019
what the fuck was that. what the fuck
Mon, Jun 3, 2019
absolute galaxy brain move there william
Mon, Jun 3, 2019
im having an identity crisis
Mon, Jun 3, 2019
corporations innit
Mon, Jun 3, 2019
cute widdle pear
Mon, Jun 3, 2019
this is on par with theresa mays awkward curtsy
Mon, Jun 3, 2019
*monody staring into the camera like shes on the office*
Mon, Jun 3, 2019
every time i watch it
Mon, Jun 3, 2019
'write a story with the title 'abandoned''
Tue, Jun 4, 2019
be careful who you call ugly in middle school
Tue, Jun 4, 2019
what part of 'dont sympathise with disgusting people' do you lot not get
Tue, Jun 4, 2019
sigh
Wed, Jun 5, 2019
typo in the group chat
Wed, Jun 5, 2019
this always gets me skzmsksk
Wed, Jun 5, 2019
transphobes dont deserve nice things sorry xxx
Wed, Jun 5, 2019
these ppl are literally so pathetic
Wed, Jun 5, 2019
i guess its nearly over but still?????
Wed, Jun 5, 2019
i hate that they dont let you take screenshots
Wed, Jun 5, 2019
my sense of humour has been warped
Thu, Jun 6, 2019
a widdle bit angwy
Thu, Jun 6, 2019
't i d d y ?'
Thu, Jun 6, 2019
these comics shaped me as a person
Thu, Jun 6, 2019
round boi
Thu, Jun 6, 2019
oh the days
Thu, Jun 6, 2019
ive adopted
Thu, Jun 6, 2019
thats two (2) sheeps
Fri, Jun 7, 2019
wonder if anyone has actually done that and not realised
Fri, Jun 7, 2019
even if you arent racist then a lot of people who voted brexit are
Fri, Jun 7, 2019
emily is a lesbian name confirmed
Fri, Jun 7, 2019
yall are weird for liking this
Sat, Jun 8, 2019
:(
Sat, Jun 8, 2019
DISCORD WE WONT TAKE IT ANYMORE *fortnite dancing*
Sat, Jun 8, 2019
proper banger
Sat, Jun 8, 2019
a gay mood
Sat, Jun 8, 2019
'ADULT HUMAN FEMOIDS'
Sat, Jun 8, 2019
the instincts......theyre overpowering.......
Sat, Jun 8, 2019
also doesnt james appear in this ending
Sat, Jun 8, 2019
they dont make pixar films like this anymore tho
Sat, Jun 8, 2019
his wikipedia page has a section titled 'sightings'
Sat, Jun 8, 2019
do they sell em yet
Sat, Jun 8, 2019
youre just gonna do that are you huh?
Sat, Jun 8, 2019
am i missing something here
Sat, Jun 8, 2019
tunnocks teacake also lowkey sounds like a sexual euphanism
Sun, Jun 9, 2019
am happy but it feels weird
Sun, Jun 9, 2019
this is literally the worst post ive ever made
Sun, Jun 9, 2019
im sorry im sorry im sorry
Sun, Jun 9, 2019
very extra
Sun, Jun 9, 2019
hence her current relationship
Mon, Jun 10, 2019
like i said they know what kinda show theyre on
Mon, Jun 10, 2019
help
Mon, Jun 10, 2019
im a simple woman with simple tastes
Tue, Jun 11, 2019
i smell homophobia
Tue, Jun 11, 2019
this has been the longest month of my life
Tue, Jun 11, 2019
im not reaDy
Tue, Jun 11, 2019
Too Deep
Tue, Jun 11, 2019
its squishy. and bitter
Tue, Jun 11, 2019
it didnt need the fish fucking scenes tho
Tue, Jun 11, 2019
in front of my entire fucking year. my ENTIRE year
Wed, Jun 12, 2019
still got 2 more to do :/
Wed, Jun 12, 2019
squidward
Wed, Jun 12, 2019
they blurred it but i was still shook
Wed, Jun 12, 2019
sometimes its hard to take the games seriously bc of it skdmdks
Thu, Jun 13, 2019
theyre also my faves
Thu, Jun 13, 2019
these three lads smh
Thu, Jun 13, 2019
i havent even seen the jungle book for like 7 years
Thu, Jun 13, 2019
i feel so cheated
Fri, Jun 14, 2019
pthhbbbbghfh
Fri, Jun 14, 2019
we've come full circle
Fri, Jun 14, 2019
the dream
Fri, Jun 14, 2019
its been so long time to see what derek is up to
Fri, Jun 14, 2019
i listened to this song in yr 7 and now ive almost left & im listening again :,)
Fri, Jun 14, 2019
i love this country sometimes
Sat, Jun 15, 2019
this is the most poor taste joke ive ever made im so sorry
Sat, Jun 15, 2019
fandoms have worsened
Sat, Jun 15, 2019
bit ch
Sat, Jun 15, 2019
i cant remember the exact number he says spare me
Sat, Jun 15, 2019
pok ay chow
Sat, Jun 15, 2019
its good weather rn but its been pissing it down for the past two days
Sat, Jun 15, 2019
*exhausted sigh*
Sun, Jun 16, 2019
last day boyos
Sun, Jun 16, 2019
im a free woman,,
Mon, Jun 17, 2019
very on brand
Mon, Jun 17, 2019
after 5 years of hell
Mon, Jun 17, 2019
y i k e s
Mon, Jun 17, 2019
stupid fedora loser
Mon, Jun 17, 2019
spot the difference
Mon, Jun 17, 2019
ive been saving this for when i leave lol
Tue, Jun 18, 2019
this is all there is to my life these days
Wed, Jun 19, 2019
will i have to resort to bringing out minecraft
Wed, Jun 19, 2019
please its important
Wed, Jun 19, 2019
literally the silliness of these films were wasted on yall
Wed, Jun 19, 2019
rly rly wants a gf & plays a lot of bad video games
Wed, Jun 19, 2019
you canny trust google
Wed, Jun 19, 2019
massiv?????
Wed, Jun 19, 2019
'fizzly' would also work
Wed, Jun 19, 2019
fuck off i dont have all day
Wed, Jun 19, 2019
reading through some of the asks lily gets sent is a trip
Wed, Jun 19, 2019
cos youre wrong my lad
Thu, Jun 20, 2019
this sounds so snobbish sorry
Thu, Jun 20, 2019
i mean its not gonna happen but still
Thu, Jun 20, 2019
do i look like a nasty truscum to you
Thu, Jun 20, 2019
im joe
Thu, Jun 20, 2019
ow
Thu, Jun 20, 2019
am i self centered? yes
Thu, Jun 20, 2019
when ur the only competent one in the squad
Thu, Jun 20, 2019
title
Thu, Jun 20, 2019
must look like an absolute clown
Thu, Jun 20, 2019
im so happy idk why this isnt even important
Fri, Jun 21, 2019
haha loser
Fri, Jun 21, 2019
not to brag but we're all so valid
Fri, Jun 21, 2019
is that her natural voice
Fri, Jun 21, 2019
my life is a mess
Sat, Jun 22, 2019
they did something right
Sat, Jun 22, 2019
why do idiots expect to get pats on the back for not misgendering ppl
Sat, Jun 22, 2019
life update!!!!1!!!2!1!12!!1!1!
Sat, Jun 22, 2019
forgive me brother.............
Sun, Jun 23, 2019
i hate how much i love this show
Sun, Jun 23, 2019
Stars Day Out
Sun, Jun 23, 2019
personally i was both
Mon, Jun 24, 2019
see u later nerds
Mon, Jun 24, 2019

200 parts

Stars Day Out
Sun, Jun 23, 2019
personally i was both
Mon, Jun 24, 2019
see u later nerds
Mon, Jun 24, 2019

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