Yo Mama Jokes
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A collection of yo mama jokes from yo mama so fat to yo mama so poor!!! I promise it will be the most hilarious book you've ever read.Your face will look like this when your done reading
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Highest rank - #1 in humor 28/9/2017 [Book 1] Imagine this ~ You think that you are sleeping in your comfortable bed, next to your three-year-old brother, but then you open your eyes to see three good-looking guys staring at you. The worst part is that you are in a moving car, laying on their laps. ××××× Ariel O'Connor is a sassy, sarcastic, funny, caring, and confident 19-year-old. What will happen when she wakes up in the wrong place in an unusual situation? What will she do? Here's a tip: Watch your language, and do not eat her Oreos. #Book 2: You Are In Hell Boys #Book 3: We'll End up in Hell Boys ××××× DO NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM THIS BOOK! All Rights Reserved 2017Concluída
His Oreo Princesa
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Twisted Love
It's your average Friday afternoon, the day summer kicks in. But what these two expect, is not what they were looking for. But...what these two are in for, is beyond human comprehension. Love is a typeof power, it can lead people to do some very, very sick things... Not all all love stories have a happy, jolly ending. It's love...in a sick twisted way. \\ will soon change the title to something less cliched // //A.N\\ copyright. all rights reserved. not joking. BTWz. this book is not meant to mock any fat girls or people in general.Concluída
You Are in Hell Boys ✔
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Comeback Queen
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Yes, I am crazy
I don't know when it happened, or how, but I know I'm crazy. Nothing more, nothing less. Or well, maybe add weird too. Most people tend to stay away from me and it's no mystery why. But then those five hot guys just had to come and kidnap me. Like, why? Because apparently my dad is the leader of an infamous gang and these teenagers want to take him down. Pfft, still doesn't count. Now, I'm just worrying about whether or not I want to get released - an excuse for skipping school? Hell yeah! Though there is that tiny, little issue regarding the question about if they are going to kill me or not. Might as well have a bit of fun before that happens. ~~~ Okay, so this is like my first book, and... It's... I don't know what it is. I read some stories were a crazy girl get's kidnapped, and decided to write a story like that too. So, here we are! What's my point? I think I had one... 1# crazy (How? What? I'm confused)Concluída
MEH
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My Overprotective Brothers
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