Hey, hey, hey-welcome to my book. Yeah, mine. Don't let the fancy lightning title fool you-this isn't one of those deep, poetic journeys where I 'find myself' or learn the meaning of friendship. Nah. This is about chaos, blood, betrayal, and me looking absolutely awesome while narrating it." Riku pauses, side-eyes the reader. "You're still here? Cool. But if you're expecting your typical hero story, I got bad news, sunshine-I don't play by those rules. I break walls-fourth ones, fifth ones, even ones they haven't built yet." Behind him, Fid groans. "Here we go again," he mutters, swinging his bloody bat. "Don't interrupt the intro, fur-less freak!" Riku snaps back. "I'm the reason this story's even interesting!" Fid fires back. Byd, the masked brother, steps between them. "Guys, can we focus on the-" "SHUT UP!" they both yell. Byd raises his hands, backs up slowly, muttering something about regretting every life decision that led to this moment. Riku grins at you, knuckles crackling with lightning. "Anyway-welcome to hell with this guy. I'm your host, the Underdog of Lightning, and these two are my unpaid side characters. We're traveling through a ruined world full of demons, corpses, and sarcasm-lots of sarcasm. And yeah, I'll be talking to you the whole time. Hope you don't mind being roasted while we save existence.
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