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Ok so uh, where do I start without sounding cringy? Ahem. hello to those of you who actually clicked this story, why are you here? I am confusion. Anyways, as you can tell I am taking none of this seriously, also I curse. like a lot. so if you don't like that, then go bye bye &lt;3 Also it's gonna get confusing and weird at first because I have no idea what I'm doing. My writing sucks. You have wasted your time by reading this first part. The actual description is below.

Have you ever thought of a world with zombies? Well of course you have, why are you here if you haven't?  So basically the world has ended, because of humans fucking up dead people, a.k.a. creating zombies. via genetics or something. Then the zombies got out and are infecting everyone with their zombie venom shit I don't fucking know.  So we got our main boi here, and the thing is zombies after getting infected temporarily lose their memories, so he's gotta find out who the fuck he is. Oh yeah and he's got a plant with him I guess. I'm done. Now go read the story and follow me on tapas for my bad art.All Rights Reserved

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