Eyebrow game shrek - A noel gallagher oneshot

Eyebrow game shrek

I was sitting on the toilet when it happened.I could sense that someone was watching me.I knew that something was Wong.My eyes scanned the room as I wiped my ass and washed my hands.I bought some new soap from the bathroom - it smelt good.I unlocked the door just as I heard a noise.From out of the shadows of my hallway an unknown creature jumped on me.He let out a groan of terror.I knew my time had come.I shave my eyebrows for noel.It hurts but I do it for noel.As I shave my eyebrows his eyebrow game becomes stronger.When all the hair is gone he shoots me a smile and then leaves through the window.
I sit shocked by what had just happened.
And then I start to chant.
Noel's eyebrow game is love I say...Noel's eyebrow game is life.