Trimberly - The Glow-Up

As soon as I turned to the Starbuck barista, stars shone in my dazed eyes. This beauty, this goddess - I looked down at her name tag - ....was TRINI??!?! As in, Trini from Angel Grove High?? Like, Trini who picked on by Amanda on numerous occasions??
She looked at me. Her face scrunched into one of mild disgust - WTF?!
"*sigh* What would you like?"
"...You, please.."

WAIT, WHAT DID I JUST SAY??!?!