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The Joke's on You

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"Oh stop whining! It'll only hurt for about 10 seconds maybe!!" I gave a devilish smirk to my little daughter/sister.
"No! PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU!" Rose yelled and screamed. I just shook my head in disappointment. "You had a choice," I leaned into her ear and whispered, "And you made the wrong choice." And I pressed the button.



Hi guys! This story is a Creepypasta That I made up myself (SO PLEASE DON'T STEAL) Her name is Dalihla the Electrician. Her real name is Dalihla Rose Markus-Johnsonn.Her Backstory will be in the first or second chapter maybe. idk for sure yet. Umm.... The reason why she is called "Dalihla the Electrician" is because she kills people by electricuting them to death. She ties them to a chair or to a pole and finds a electric cord and shocks them to death. So I hope you enjoy this story! 


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