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Complete, First published May 29, 2019
Treat yourself, this book may change your life. It may be simply for your interpretation but it is so much more.(CC) Attrib. NonCommercial
Table of contents
- Hey, Vsauce. Michael here.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Where are your fingers?Wed, May 29, 2019
- Whazaaaaaap.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Do you guys want some spit facts?Wed, May 29, 2019
- That's like calling your peanut butter sandwich a not fast airplane.Wed, May 29, 2019
- One who travels the fastest travels alone.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Let's say that myself, Kevin, and Jake have been arrested.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Hey, that's pretty good.Wed, May 29, 2019
- 1 cubic cm of human.Wed, May 29, 2019
- When are we gonna run out of names?Wed, May 29, 2019
- If science is a road, facts are the photos we take along the way.Wed, May 29, 2019
- A band so ill conceived that it will sink like a balloon.Wed, May 29, 2019
- There is evidence the Nazis weren't entirely convinced Earth was a globe.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Earth should have been named "Ocean".Wed, May 29, 2019
- Text, the printed word. Vitally important but never naked.Wed, May 29, 2019
- The guy who taxidermied his cat into a remote-controlled quadcopter.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Use kids to commit your crimes.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Bananas are fantastic.Wed, May 29, 2019
- What I'm about do is called drawing.Wed, May 29, 2019
- I can't marry all of you.Wed, May 29, 2019
- I'll be ok because I have a beard.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Bring the coffee, let's ask the spirits.Wed, May 29, 2019
- What's normal? Are you normal?Wed, May 29, 2019
- You are looking at the largest portal ever.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Am I really Micheal? I always felt more like a Gary.Wed, May 29, 2019
- An angry dad stormed into the retail store Target.Wed, May 29, 2019
- What if you are missing, but the authorities don't know?Wed, May 29, 2019
- No one can hear you scream, but can they see you scream?Wed, May 29, 2019
- Watch out.Wed, May 29, 2019
- If this pink inflatable horrible bosses ball was the Earth...Wed, May 29, 2019
- Thanks, I always knew my head was a superlative object...Wed, May 29, 2019
- Now it's time for some soft fluffy pancakes.Wed, May 29, 2019
- I've been working with Adam Savage a lot lately.Wed, May 29, 2019
- There's a famous way to seemingly create chocolate out of nothing.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Hey, I'm Micheal and I have a surprise for you.Wed, May 29, 2019
- As far as we know, infinity could be real.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Watch out, there's a skeleton inside your body.Wed, May 29, 2019
- What did the piece of cheese say when it looked into the mirror?Wed, May 29, 2019
- Hey Ding-Dongers. It's your boy, Mike-Dog here.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Why do we ask questions?Wed, May 29, 2019
- Do you know why the sky is blue?Wed, May 29, 2019
- Comedy truly is a matter of taste.Wed, May 29, 2019
- As long as your home is infinitely large.Wed, May 29, 2019
- How many things are there?Wed, May 29, 2019
- What I'm doing is watching the 2nd season of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.Wed, May 29, 2019
- There is an art museum on the moon.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Just like when you pee your pants except your pants are the entire planet.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Like a quadraped is creepy.Wed, May 29, 2019
- It's really more like a water hemisphere.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Where did you get that body? That one you are in right now.Wed, May 29, 2019
- U R Mr GayWed, May 29, 2019
- The world is real. Right?Wed, May 29, 2019
- But when is "here"? And how much does it weigh?Wed, May 29, 2019
- Picking your nose is gross.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Who has the authority to judge virtue? Hopefully not individuals.Wed, May 29, 2019
- My name is Michael Stevens and I'm trying to bring Whazaaaaaap back.Wed, May 29, 2019
- You know digestion begins in the mouth. Saliva starts taking food apart.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Ian, how does it feel like- not like a meme but a meme reservoir?Thu, May 30, 2019
- Nothing is gonna get in the way of dongs.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Stay spooky my friends.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Not knowing what to do with your hands.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Think of this sheet of cardboard as a list of all possible behaviors.Wed, May 29, 2019
- You know, the shapes of all these McNuggets have names.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Once you reach this point, you would be dead.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Completely licking clean a smudgy iPhone 5 screen is gonna give you 2 calories.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Your mother is a 3D printer that printed you.Wed, May 29, 2019
- How do you deal with regret? With guilt? Can you?Wed, May 29, 2019
- When you look at beautiful autumn colors, you are looking at stress.Wed, May 29, 2019
- The thing is, alien nanobacteria don't wear thighs.Wed, May 29, 2019
- How are Michael's Toys a DONG?Wed, May 29, 2019
- A butt is about 477 liters.Wed, May 29, 2019
- If an alien landed in your background and you shot it...Wed, May 29, 2019
- I loved fundamentals.Wed, May 29, 2019
- Then I just- I started to be consumed by the corn.Wed, May 29, 2019
- We can only pretty much outsprint vegetables.Thu, May 30, 2019
- What would space smell like?Thu, May 30, 2019
- You can't wear pants made out of molten lead.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Are you guys also not obsessed with this game?Thu, May 30, 2019
- I didn't really die.Thu, May 30, 2019
- But right now we're talking about balls and coring them.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Milk, lactose, lactic, GAlactic--galaxies.Thu, May 30, 2019
- They also won't have you, but you have you, except not all of it.Thu, May 30, 2019
- I guess nice guys finish last.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Golf Clash is a game where you can definitely pay to get special balls.Thu, May 30, 2019
- I had to then clean out a rotten fungus-filled tenticle pod. It was great.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Nothing, the magic just doesn't care at all.Thu, May 30, 2019
- First of all, when was I conceived.com.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Let's clothe our minds with knowledge on Michael's toys.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Let's pretend to eat each other but not swallow.Thu, May 30, 2019
- How do you write something for the future?Thu, May 30, 2019
- Randomness, thank you even more.Thu, May 30, 2019
- If you kinda like somebody, have them stand 3/4 of a millimeter away from you.Thu, May 30, 2019
- But what is happiness?Thu, May 30, 2019
- Alright guys let's build a new lobe in our brain.Thu, May 30, 2019
- The biggest number is 40.Thu, May 30, 2019
- We've got a trophy shelf, it's where we keep our squares.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Here's something you can try at home: Build a nuclear reactor.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Do you shower?Thu, May 30, 2019
- Why is this chicken fermenting in my beard?Thu, May 30, 2019
- What if that nourishment came not from a loving mother but a scary wire mother?Thu, May 30, 2019
- It keeps the bad spirits away. No you provided this, it is raw corn.Thu, May 30, 2019
- I like them short and thick, yeah?Thu, May 30, 2019
- It's Math Magic time.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Let us know that you wear the pants.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Spending our Monday watching balls moon.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Can I put my mouth right on the mic? It feels kinda good.Thu, May 30, 2019
- A lot of famous mouths have been right up next to these.Thu, May 30, 2019
- We'll make great pets.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Will a watched Michael watch a pot boil?Thu, May 30, 2019
- 2 + 2 = 4... or does it?Thu, May 30, 2019
- Welcome to another episode of Michael draws on pieces of white cardstock.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Today we are gonna be talking about babies.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Just when you though DONG OATS couldn't get any better.Thu, May 30, 2019
- I'm behind you.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Hey Vsauce, Michael here and I am in the bathroom at VidCon.Thu, May 30, 2019
- I conducted an experiment.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Sounds like the Baader-Meinhof effect.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Rather than doing it in my dorm room, I'm gonna do it in the middle of nowhere.Thu, May 30, 2019
- How can a lie become true?Thu, May 30, 2019
- I would love to be a crime scene clean-up crew member.Thu, May 30, 2019
- My beard is getting bigger which means it's time for "Michael Stevens Living".Thu, May 30, 2019
- I'm drinking so much red bowl today never gonna sleep again lol yolo.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Today we are going to get close, like really close.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Should I die?Thu, May 30, 2019
- What does a comet smell like?Thu, May 30, 2019
- Now parents- can have children that are not you.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Why did the Stanford Prison Experiment become so dangerous?Thu, May 30, 2019
- But let's get hotter.Thu, May 30, 2019
- You couldn't make a prison out of justice.Thu, May 30, 2019
- You know what really grinds my gears? The Samputensili G 160.Thu, May 30, 2019
- I wanted to lick the poops in this pic since they were all just replicas...Thu, May 30, 2019
- Do you want to be infected with Ebola? Without have to leave your own home...Thu, May 30, 2019
- That's right, I got a lot of DONGS to deliver.Thu, May 30, 2019
- The longest word in the English language is "Vsauce"...Thu, May 30, 2019
- Your cat has a belly button.Thu, May 30, 2019
- I did not take any DNA from their pool.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Hey would you like to play with my toys?Thu, May 30, 2019
- Wearing a red shirt at Kirk's rock.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Holding a piece of the sky.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Found one of my clones running loose.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Kids are amazing.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Octagons have 8 edges but stop signs have 24.Thu, May 30, 2019
- So yeah I'm alone, hanging out with some art, and well- doing my laundry.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Touch is problematic.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Every field can be a corn field if you believe in yourself.Thu, May 30, 2019
- What's a third cousin twice removed?Thu, May 30, 2019
- You are made out of a lot of edible things.Thu, May 30, 2019
- A Fourth of July is 7 days and 18 hours.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Enter the dumbhole.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Outside an icosahedron looking in.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Popcorn is a fruit.Thu, May 30, 2019
- As far as my mother knows, of course it was.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Using some California Railroad Authority swag to write Christmas cards.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Hopefully I don't die.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Who are you?Thu, May 30, 2019
- If you were to use your tastebuds to taste your bud, what would it taste like?Thu, May 30, 2019
- It corn't be stopped, max.Thu, May 30, 2019
- You are now a professor of optics.Thu, May 30, 2019
- If you look close enough at a lie, you can find that which is true.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Reminder that your taxes are just the required minimum you can give!Thu, May 30, 2019
- I have a lot of opinions about diarrhea.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Jupiter, but 10 billion times smaller.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Waiting for spacecraft.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Thank you irrational numbers for keeping it real.Thu, May 30, 2019
- What up ding dongers?Thu, May 30, 2019
- The shortest three-syllable word in English is "w".Thu, May 30, 2019
- And that is what makes you not a cousin.Thu, May 30, 2019
- When the abyss looks back.Thu, May 30, 2019
- You can actually see this happen if you watch people sleep...Thu, May 30, 2019
- I probably have the most least famous hands but the most hairy.Thu, May 30, 2019
- It is canon that Vsauce is made of tomatillos.Thu, May 30, 2019
- I'm half way between the equator and the north pole!!!Thu, May 30, 2019
- I got to look at my brain today.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Imagine that you have an unlimited supply of balls.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Do you like modular multiplication AND Vsauce?Thu, May 30, 2019
- A crater named after yourself is pretty sweet.Thu, May 30, 2019
- If a tomato is a fruit, does that mean that ketchup is a smoothie?Thu, May 30, 2019
- What is the best kind of cheese to use to catch a bear?Thu, May 30, 2019
- You know I used to be a male model, I still kinda am...Thu, May 30, 2019
- It's not always sunny in Los Angeles.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Check out these sweet moves.Thu, May 30, 2019
- We built all of our shocking devices with re-wired shock collars.Thu, May 30, 2019
- I'm actually running a little bit out of late for tea with the Queen.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Human existence will be sooner rather than later.Thu, May 30, 2019
- A cube of tungsten is too heavy to be a good cat toy.Thu, May 30, 2019
- You are also a numbered ball.Thu, May 30, 2019
- But enough about the real world, let's talk about dongs.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Ready for some dental work?Thu, May 30, 2019
- Grilling sweet corn with pecan smoke last night.Thu, May 30, 2019
- It's time for Michael's toys.Thu, May 30, 2019
- What if that is where these spirits and ghosts are?Thu, May 30, 2019
- As we know, if you like it, you should put a ring on it.Thu, May 30, 2019
- It's gotta die.Thu, May 30, 2019
- I have no life and all I do is sit and think of bird games.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Just found a fidget dodecahedron.Thu, May 30, 2019
- But luckily there will be a tomorrow. Probably.Thu, May 30, 2019
- Let's try that using this conveniently positioned ribbon.Thu, May 30, 2019
- It was a simple surgery.Thu, May 30, 2019
- You are what you drink.Thu, May 30, 2019
- And as always, thanks for watching.Thu, May 30, 2019
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