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The Perks of Being a Musician

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Parts 19
Time 1h 13m

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Have you ever stuffed up a solo at a concert? Been told you've been playing your instrument wrong despite the fact you've been playing it for eight years? Had a conductor yell in your face because it was meant to be a C SHARP? Talked to your fellow musical geniuses about an instrument you play and then realised they have no idea what a flugelhorn is?

I could go on forever. After all, it is a rant book. But that's not the point.

Be prepared to laugh the rosin off your bow with some pretty relatable rants about how life as a musician isn't necessarily all smooth gliding. Possibly literally for string players. Especially when doing spicatto.

Written by a slightly experienced musician herself, who may or may not know what she's talking about. You'll have to find out for yourself. It's even in her name: Violin1st4

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Broken String by Avdk80

The year is 2013 and Eddy is a busy boy. A very busy boy. He's won a contest, you see, a prestigious one that's allowing him to play his beloved Sibelius concerto with the con orchestra. Also, he's trying to learn Pag four. For yet another competition. He's okay, though. He's fine. Doesn't matter if his hand hurts. He's simply going to work even harder, and he'll get there, you'll see. Meanwhile, while he's working so hard, Brett is there, spurring him on, his best friend. Simply his best friend. Or? Hi guys, and welcome to another episode of Avdk80 writes Breddy. I'm sure you all know by now, NSFW chaps will be clearly marked. And as always, if you are Brett or Eddy, feel free to read but at your own peril ;-)

15 Wattpaders, 1 Epic Book (Old Version) by BiggestCollabEver

(THIS WAS OUR OLD VERSION OF THE BOOK. PLEASE GO TO THE NEWER VERSION BECAUSE IT'S COOLER. THIS ONE'S COOL TOO.) You. Yup you. Come closer, 15 souls have something to tell you! Come take a ride into the mind of 15 mindless wattpaders. They're ordinary, but we all have our uniqueness, our special traits, don't we? Hilarious Jokes? Check. âœ” Randomness? Check. âœ” Awesomeness? Hell Yeah It's check! âœ” From quotes, rants, short stories, to basically anything and everything! @BiggestCollabEver presents their first project: 15 Wattpaders, 1 Epic Book, cause our lives weren't random already.

The last video by TSVhide

Gonna be a sad one. Imma apologize beforehand. Some Breddy angst stuff and uh maybe some fluff but Idk yet //trigger warning for suicide/self harm/depression. Please, if you know this will push you in a bad direction, please please do not read. Also, if you unexpectedly find yourself being affected in this manner, do not hesitate to talk to me or someone else about it//

Neighbour by TSVhide

There was not a shred of doubt in Eddy's body that his neighbour was a professional musician. The sound was simply too crisp and clean for anything else to be an option. Besides, every time he saw him in the elevator, he had his violin case strapped to his back and a sheet music folder under his arm. //Angsty content, in particular spousal abuse (possibly unwanted sexual contact, but only insinuated). If you are unsure if you'll be triggered by this content, ask me for clarification BEFORE you read//

Allegro con fuoco by Avdk80

A/N/ Hi guys and welcome to another episode of Avdk80 writes Breddy! So, this short book (I'm guessing at most fifty chapters, just fair warning ;-)) will be the culmination of two long books full of drama, love, angst, and uwu. With the recap you find in the first chap you don't need to read the last two books, but if you DO want to read the whole thing, read Andante and Andante con Brio first before you read on here, for obvious spoiler reasons. You could also just read the last few chapters of Andante con brio, if you want to get into the whole atmosphere at the beginning of this book. I hope you enjoy this last and final instalment in the Andante series as much as I've enjoyed writing it! Oh and btw, as I'm sure you all know, NSFW chaps will be clearly marked. And as always, if you are Brett or Eddy, feel free to read but at your own peril ;-) Love you all! A-S

In Your Company by PrawnLMB

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The Orchestra {Complete} by carriescowbarn

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I DON'T KNOW by ImagesMayInspire

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con bravura acceso - twoset one shots by twosetandbubbletea

You don't kiss your best friend on the neck and have them weak by the time it's over. It's funny like that, isn't it? You do all these things and I allow you to do so. I wouldn't have allowed this a few years ago. But what can I say? Everyone changes when they're in love. Maybe that's why you haven't changed. Not one bit. - - - - - - - - - - A collection of short stories I've written about Brett and Eddy. Enjoy!

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Broken String

The year is 2013 and Eddy is a busy boy. A very busy boy. He's won a contest, you see, a prestigious one that's allowing him to play his beloved Sibelius concerto with the con orchestra. Also, he's trying to learn Pag four. For yet another competition. He's okay, though. He's fine. Doesn't matter if his hand hurts. He's simply going to work even harder, and he'll get there, you'll see. Meanwhile, while he's working so hard, Brett is there, spurring him on, his best friend. Simply his best friend. Or? Hi guys, and welcome to another episode of Avdk80 writes Breddy. I'm sure you all know by now, NSFW chaps will be clearly marked. And as always, if you are Brett or Eddy, feel free to read but at your own peril ;-)