Harry Potter Crack
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Last published Mon, Dec 21, 2020
funny Harry Potter (on crack)
I DO NOT OWN THE HARRY POTTER SERIES! THIS IS FOR PURE FUN!
Some/most of the bits come from vines/youtube bits of people like Fitz, Brandon Callivo, or random vines/tik toks.
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Draco Malfoy had one simple plan: win a bet by making Ginny Weasley fall for him. Easy, right? WRONG. Because now: ✔️ Ron Weasley is actively plotting his murder. ✔️ Fred and George are selling copies of his love letters. ✔️ Hogwarts has turned into a war zone. ✔️ Somehow, Harry Potter is involved, and Draco DOESN'T KNOW WHY. ✔️ Ginny Weasley is a certified menace, and he might actually be in love with her. Also, Blaise Zabini started all of this, Theo Nott is being hunted by Luna Lovegood, Mattheo Riddle has found himself fake-dating Hermione Granger, and Enzo Berkshire might be engaged to a ghost. This shouldn't be happening. This shouldn't be Draco's life. And yet... Hogwarts might not survive, but Draco Malfoy sure as hell won't either.
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