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dumb friends outofcontext

Hello and welcome to something odd and inspired by a little ever-growing list a friend and I started at 2am on the 1st of January 2019. This list continues to expand as the year progresses and as it does so, the contents of the list get worse and worse. We forget what these statements and phrases even mean, giving a new hilarity to each reread.

It is 5:06pm on a Thursday, and I have been working on schoolwork for hours. Stepping away from the frustration, I recalled something odd I once said and thought about our no-context list. So, on a whim, I created this, in which each part will be a question, statement or phrase once said or thought, which may seem odd without the whole story.

Although, admittedly, some things are better with just a little more context than others.

So without further ado, here we go. The no-context book.All Rights Reserved

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