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Saucemageddon

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Who knew a batch of barbecue would end the world?
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Food. Life's essence. Without it, humans wither into dust, cities crumble into disrepair, and nations starve in infinite famine. Past wars waged over a few morsels more on the dinner table. Then technology burst into life, and the ever present problem of finding enough to sustain one's body seemed like an issue of the past. Until Saucemageddon, an event that caused a potion of humanity to turn into unspeakable monsters. 
Tyler Valentin was a fairly ordinary person prior to Doomsday - sure, his second job was that of expert thief, but his work definitely didn't involve taking down zombie-like cannibals and irradiated evil. Now the ex-thief and a small band of survivors must team together to take a last stand against the agents of chaos. 
Will they survive, or will their world plunge into darkness?All Rights Reserved

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Finding Home (bxbxbxb)

A 25 year old, finally manages to escape his hauntingly abusive life at home and settles down in a small one bedroom apartment which he buys from the money that his mom left him. With all the money spent on the apartment, now he has find a job to keep his life going. So he starts finding a job and lands into a most suitable job for himself- Assistant to the CEO triplets. Well he is actually overqualified, but settles down for an assistant post which catches the attention of the triplets. What will happen next? P.S. The triplets don't just do business but are also involved in some mafia shit. Will the boy live a life of peace and comfort or will he again be dragged into the world of abuse and pain?