ᴘᴀᴘᴀ ɢᴇ x ᴋɪɴᴅɴᴇss (ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋғɪᴄ) (ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ)

This is a dumb fanfic that I'm making as a meme for some of my friends to laugh at

This is an angsty edgy crackfic (and my first fanfic so don't judge too hard :') )

Context: papa ge (pronounced: papa gay) is a god from Once On This Island, the demon of death. In our version of the musical we're doing for a school play, papa ge has a knife that the actress named 'kindness'

This goes to hell quickly

There's a lot of fourth wall breaking in this story btw..

Also Kadence (is that how your names spelt? Idk lol sorrieeee) and Mackenzie, If you're seeing this... I hope you like it lmfao