Tommy is a normal, baptist pastor. He loves himself some jesus, hevmakes cringe attack videos on people more than 150000 subscibers ahead of him, and is a christian superstar. But one day, he found a stupid gay idiot online, and called him Mr Pumpkin. But when he did that, sidden feelings were finally unrepressed. What will he do? Will he tell people? Will he go to hell? Will he have sex with a pumpkin? Find out now!