Scrambled -- An Honesty is the Best Policy Story w/ Eggman

NOTICE: I ran out of muse for this story, so I've decided to make the Shadow Eggman storyline a part of Comic Edition over on my second account @Heartsthekitteh I might update this story in the distant distant future, but until them, consider this story to-be-continued. Sorry and thank you for reading C:

This story is for anyone who has ever thought "Hm. Has anyone ever written a fanfiction from Doctor Eggman's point of view?" You're welcome.

After getting his teaching degree, Doctor Eggman has been working his dream job teaching a robotics class at the local high school. However, Eggman's work-in-progress portal creating device turns from a harmless pet project into a full-scale pet mess when a duplicate of himself is accidentally unleashed on Mobius called "Shadow Eggman".
Also, the Author has apparently declared him the main character of his own story and put him in charge of creating a new character using details on the process of creating Shadow that she had Scourge steal from the GUN archives.
As if there wasn't already enough on his plate, a new teacher, Doctor Finitevus, is teaching a shady new class called "psychaotology" and would much rather give Eggman vague details and hints as to what it is than just tell him outright, even claiming that Honest rescued him from a void of nothingness he's been floating in for the past year.
Maybe Eggman will just spontaneously combust from the pressure. That can happen, too, right? This Egg is thoroughly Scrambled.