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Crazy Life. Wtf Just Happened. Naruto Various X Modern Crackhead!!! Reader

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Reads 49,776
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Parts 11
Time 2h 13m

gaisensei genderneutral kabuto kakashi modernreader naruto narutofanfic narutoshippuden narutovarious narutovariousxreader narutoxmodernreader orochimaru otaku sakura sasuke xreader

(Currently on hiatus)

This book is for my enjoyment. So if it's cringe, ✨thanks I guess✨

(Y/n) is a crazy person with many sarcastic comebacks. 

When they get home from a long ass day at school, guess what they do.

Watch Naruto, obviously. 

They know everything there is to know about Naruto. 

They even read fan fiction on Wattpad. 

So when something crazy happens, they flip the fuck out. 

*Excerpt*

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?" I yelled at the two people sitting in my room, uninvited, especially in this dimension.All Rights Reserved

gaisensei genderneutral kabuto kakashi modernreader naruto narutofanfic narutoshippuden narutovarious narutovariousxreader narutoxmodernreader orochimaru otaku sakura sasuke xreader

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Sandy Heart (Gaaraxreader (Completed) by bakugoukatsukianime

It was dark and lonely. No one was there. Suddenly there was a boy with red hair and coral eyes (would that be his eye color?) He smiled at me and said "I'm here now. There is nothing to be afraid of." I run up to him and hug him. He hugs back but harder. Then a kunai stuck into my back. I felt hot tears poor out as I asked "why?" He cried to and said "because you would have killed us all of I didn't. I'm sorry f/n I'm sorry!" Everything went dark. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I was walking into his office when I heard someone. "BUT GAARA YLU CANT MARRY HER! WHAT ABOUT ME I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME YOU KNOW THAT!" It was a girl but who?! I heard Gaara "I told you already snow (if your name is snow which I doubt please use a different name for snow) I can't I love her and you i-i don't know. I think of you more of a sister than anything else." My heart felt lighter when he said that. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ for every idiot who doesn't know. I DON'T own any of these characters and non of the pictures are mine. I got them off goggle. (Completed 👍)

(Discontinued) New Year, New Boy [SasuNaru] |ModernAU| by Itachis-Wife

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INFATUATION by sW33TewtH

NARUTO x READER x SASUKE x sorta SAKURA (possibly other mild interests) basically Naruto with you in it! B) Reader uses she/her pronouns. Characters may be super OOC (out of character.) Chapter uploads may be inconsistent. I USED TO WRITE BACK IN 2021 SO ITS BEEN A WHILE (I'm a bit dumb and the way I talk is the same way I write..) Each chapter is around 1k words long. PLS BE NICE TO MEEE I may enter phases where I favor one of the love interest over the other.

Bump Buddies: Take Two by NiPpEl_nInJa

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chat with me | bnha by tamagoner

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