I Have No Excuse For This
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Last published Sun, Jun 2, 2019
Warning for sexual content (don't worry it's not graphic). It's like a rap or something. I have no reason nor excuse to have made it. It came to me in a dream. Heavily inspired by Starbomb
Also, it's not done yet.
So uhh, any sinners out there wanna help come up with stuff?
I need a chorus
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