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Hetastuck Crack~

anAnnoyedViolinist

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Reads 107,376
Votes 3,293
Parts 152
Time 46m

anAnnoyedViolinist

bwahahahaha crack hetalia pg-13 randomness

I neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia.
Just random shit that comes into my mind.
This book gets better with age, I promise.
Like a fine whisky.
Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store.
Some sexual innuendos are insinuated.
Warning: This is extremely weeby and contains terrible writing, as this was from my "IM AN OTAKU XD XD XD" phase.All Rights Reserved

bwahahahaha crack hetalia pg-13 randomness

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Hetalia x Reader- UTTER CRACK by TheDarkMistress16

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Hetalia Crack! by Flying_mint_bunny_

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HETALIA TopCanons & Crack (+facts/more) by Daykkum

Inside this book you will find the usual Hetalia madness in a collection the best headcanons, crack, facts and more that are the 3 F's (funny/fluffy/feelsy) and will make you fangirl, LOL, facepalm, cry, facepalm again or all of the above. Each chapter also includes a photo! *Request's accepted! *Contains ships/pairings

It's an old Hetalia Crack thing by hyenabeans

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Hetalia Songs and Stuff! by LA1327

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Randomtalia by DeathlyRose24

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