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His secret Bodyguard.

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Reads 259
Votes 5
Parts 13
Time 29m

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What????
I stared dumbfounded at her...
you heard me right girl... I don't like repeating my self... she stated calmly..
Violet  looked at her like she has grown two heads..
so you want me to... she coughed awkwardly before continuing... you want me to be your 27 years old son's secret bodyguard??? And protect him??
uh huh... she interrupted immediately... He is a grown boy girl and he can protect himself  very well... she smiled proudly....
Then what?? I asked frustrated with the thought that I might have wasted my time coming here... 
OK here is the thing.... She hesitated but continued anyway clamping her hands together.. 
I just looked at her silently urging her to continue..
I want you to be a secret bodyguard of him and live in shadows and protect him from having sex with any girls out there ....
I couldn't help but laugh... 
Oh my God .. I said trying to hold my laughter.. Are you kidding me.. I wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes... he is 27 years old For God sake ... I exclaimed while laughing..
she just sat there watching me laugh with a sore expression on her face......
It's because I don't want his precious sperms go waste ... 
at her words i doubled over laughing... 
precious what??? 
I was short of breath because of laughing too hard...
you heard me right... she said in a clipped tone. I have my reasons and I am not explaining that's for me to know... I told you about the job and about the amount I am gonna pay you... Take it or leave it... she said while standing up...
Okay that means she is serious... I thought to my self... right now I really do need a job... think about the rents and bills you have to pay violet its a decent amount... how hard it can get..I scolded myself...
I looked up finding her waiting for my reply
....
I am in... 
I said those words not knowing I was in trouble..All Rights Reserved

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