Is That Edible? ~A Hunger Games Parody~
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It's been years since the reaping of the famed Katniss Everdeen and Peeta Mellark, and now our story focuses on a different generation of teenagers, and curiously enough a seven-year old girl, participating in the annual Hunger Games. In a race where the tributes all struggle to make themselves stand out to survive, one particular group of allies unknowingly defy all laws of reality. Can the Capitol retain their sanity as they bear witness to the destruction of years worth of manipulation and intimidation, by a group of ragtag crazies and emotionally stunted teenagers no less?
"PeeNiss 4 Evah?" Joey read, disgusted. "Did someone just misspell the reproductive organ of the male specimen?"
"No, you idiot!" Katy snapped, inspecting the writing critically. "It's referring to the Peeta/Katniss pairing from the 74th annual Hunger Games."
Joey merely stared forward unbelievingly, as if shocked by the fact that she really didn't know everything. Katy scoffed at the piece of graffiti. "I can't believe Mom made my initials after this ho'," she grumbled
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