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[DROPPED]philocalist?
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Ultima pubblicazione dom, nov 3, 2019
"Sumpah ya selir-selir lo itu gila semua. Rendah banget selera lo, pacaran ama cewek ga punya otak!"
"Kata siapa gue pacaran ama mereka? Mereka yang suka ama gue."
"Ya intinya sama aja. Entah suka sama lo atau pacaran sama lo mereka nggak punya otak semua!"
"Lo juga brarti."
"Apaan?"
"Kan beneran ga punya otak. Gitu aja ngga paham."
"..."
"Masih ga paham?"
"Sialan! Berapa kali gue harus bilang ke lo! Gue ini philocalist!"
Warn: no edit, bahasa non baku, cerita gaje, ngehalu :v
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