Cliché, Cliché Everywhere
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My lovely Wattpad rant book, focusing on multiple Cliché and over used tropes with enough salt, pepper and olive oil to appease Gordon Ramsay.
Ever reach a point in life when every werewolf/Vampire fic you read seems like the one you read earlier but with different characters? Or the lack of normal guys against the overwhelming number of bad boys and players on the planet known as Wattpad? Ever felt like ranting that how overused love triangles, gangs, mafias, billionaire, sci-fic dystopia tropes are? Or reading a book where the MC is described as a toad but is being played by Angelina Jolie or Shakira herself?
Are you sick of it? So am I! In that case,
Well, why not read this book? and rant in the comment section.
For anything that may come across as being offensive.....
I really really am not sorry over that since it's my opinion. :P
Peace and salt
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