Irisadonna

Tall, spitefully hot MMA athlete and professional student-asshole John Aswald has never had any real problems (especially not with girls) until that one fateful day; the day Irisadonna Loveheaven brutally rejected his attempt to get her number, the first time John had ever been rejected in his life.

Of course, no boy could get radical feminist, soft girl and possible witch Irisadonna's number, but $180 is enough to make any boy try.

Ever since that day, John has been on a dry spell that only one girl could end. The one girl at Saint Ethel's that John hated bitterly, yet couldn't seem to resist.