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Hippity hoppity get the f**k off my property!

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Reads 359
Votes 14
Parts 23
Time 28m

I_aM_tHe_BiG_dUmB19

This went from funny to my dad life story so... just go read something funny like memes, infinite memes, any of the 3(I think now 4) booksAll Rights Reserved

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