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Sarcastic Poetry

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Parts 21
Time <5 mins

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This is a work of satire and absolutely intended to offend.

Please consult with a doctor before consumption if you suffer from the following;
- RupiKaur Syndrome 
- FakeDeepitis
- PTSD (Pretentious TwatShite Disease) 
- a general lack of humourAll Rights Reserved

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