This is a work of satire and absolutely intended to offend.
Please consult with a doctor before consumption if you suffer from the following;
- RupiKaur Syndrome
- FakeDeepitis
- PTSD (Pretentious TwatShite Disease)
- a general lack of humour
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This is a work of satire and absolutely intended to offend.
Please consult with a doctor before consumption if you suffer from the following;
- RupiKaur Syndrome
- FakeDeepitis
- PTSD (Pretentious TwatShite Disease)
- a general lack of humour
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