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Sarcastic Poetry

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This is a work of satire and absolutely intended to offend.

Please consult with a doctor before consumption if you suffer from the following;
- RupiKaur Syndrome 
- FakeDeepitis
- PTSD (Pretentious TwatShite Disease) 
- a general lack of humourAll Rights Reserved

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𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐲 ➙ 𝘱𝘰𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘺 by MayGarner

MELANCHOLY | Melancholy drips from my fingertips. SOON TO BE A PUBLISHED PAPERBACK. COMING 2025! This melancholy drips from my fingertips so slowly, you begin to forget I even exist. All of me, the hard parts of flesh you could never seem to love, drips down the drain. I am waiting for the day for your fingers to unscrew the pipes, dig through debris and mess, scrape your heart against the rust, just to find me, so we can go through it all over again. Here, in the pages I find myself, in the ink that writes against my flesh, I will whisper the sadness, the heartache, and the decaying for all of the unspoken. Perhaps under this layer of melancholy, the girl I once knew still exists.    First poetry collection in the series. Original poems based off real life experiences. #12 in poetry. Cover template made by @KaleidoGraphix on Canva. 𝑴𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒚 copyright © May Garner. 2017. All Rights Reserved.

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝘚𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪 ᵒᶠ 𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢 ʰᵉᵉʰᵒᵒⁿ ប្ដូរវិញ្ញាណចាប់ស្នែហ៍ by sunsun_bl

រឿងរ៉ាវបែបមិនធម្មតាមួយ ពីក្មេងដែលគេត្រូវគេធ្វើបាបប្រែក្លាយជាអ្នកប្រុសដែលមានអំណាចកាចមិនធម្មតា វាជាការប្ដូរវិញ្ញាណមួយចូលខ្លួនមួយទៀត ហួយ៎ ក៏ប្រែតែគេត្រូវបានដាក់ឈ្មោះថាជា omega តែប៉ុណ្ណោះ ប៉ុន្តែការដែលមានភេទជា omega គឺតែងតែត្រូវគេមើលងាយជានិច្ចព្រោះទន់ខ្សោយ តើនឹងមានរឿងអ្វីកើតឡើងក្រោយ omega តូចប្ដូរវិញ្ញាណហើយ គេបានជួបជាមួយ Mafia ម្នាក់នោះ...ហើយMafia ម្នាក់នោះជាមិត្តកាលគេនៅនឹងរាងកាយចាស់

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The Other Side Of Boko Haram by Hafsat_Salihi

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My Poetry by A_Shy_Person27

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[ Stuck in the world of Mafias, hated and hating, ruling the empire and fighting for a throne.] 'sweet as sugar hard as ice hurt me once I'll kill you twice.' Crystal is a woman every man would want, her beauty is beyond anyone's expectation, but one thing, she was hard to get. She's mean, arrogant, pissy but in one word elegant. She controls her father's company at her own league and care less of anyone's opinion. One thing, she never knew her father was the head of the Italian Mafia. And Micah is a famous hot hunk who is the heir to the Italian Mafia on the other side. He is ruthless, merciless and a killer. He eliminates without a second thought and never fails to achieve what he craves for. He battles with crystal's father in other to take the throne. But then They cross paths, He obsesses, And he needs a queen to be the king of the Mafia...

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E m b r h e a AFTERLIFE cover

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𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐲 ➙ 𝘱𝘰𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘺

MELANCHOLY | Melancholy drips from my fingertips. SOON TO BE A PUBLISHED PAPERBACK. COMING 2025! This melancholy drips from my fingertips so slowly, you begin to forget I even exist. All of me, the hard parts of flesh you could never seem to love, drips down the drain. I am waiting for the day for your fingers to unscrew the pipes, dig through debris and mess, scrape your heart against the rust, just to find me, so we can go through it all over again. Here, in the pages I find myself, in the ink that writes against my flesh, I will whisper the sadness, the heartache, and the decaying for all of the unspoken. Perhaps under this layer of melancholy, the girl I once knew still exists.    First poetry collection in the series. Original poems based off real life experiences. #12 in poetry. Cover template made by @KaleidoGraphix on Canva. 𝑴𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒚 copyright © May Garner. 2017. All Rights Reserved.