how to be generally annoying
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Complete Mon, Aug 13, 2012<5 mins
In this world, we strive for our 15 minutes of fame, now you can effect people in every walk of life, anytime, anywhere! However, the results may not be positive. Collected inside are ways to annoy people. Things you know people do that are truly funny!
Originally this was a list of things to do to measure your insanity.
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