Lame pick-up lines

Reads 2,255
Votes 60
Parts 26
Time <5 mins

Reads 2,255
Votes 60
Parts 26
Time <5 mins

Literally the title. This is just a bunch of random pick-up lines I thought of, have heard before, or stole from the internet. Lol
If you like it feel free to submit some in and I'll give you credit! Okay well enjoy!All Rights Reserved

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