Pidgeon Conspiracy
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Ongoing7m
Last published Wed, Jul 24, 2019
The humans have been the latest dominant race. Now it's time for a different one to take over. Cue... the pigeons!
Inspired by my friend who has pigeon phobia.
Also, it's full of inside jokes... and it's a bit silly...and cheesy...but hey, it's worth a couple of laughs!
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