Halal Lovin'

"What are you reading?"

"Surat Al-Talaq (The Divorce)"

"Why?"

"Because you called BTS stupid."

"So you're gonna divorce me and use the Quran as your law book?"

"Yes, and Allah as my judge."

"Can you really stand before God, and say 'I wanna leave my halal husband, who fasts and prays because he insulted my haram boyfriends.' "

"Yes."

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"Hey, Hanan?"

"Yeah?"

"I heard you once burned someone's bed while he was asleep in it."

"Oh yeah. He got on my nerves."

"So if I were to get on your nerves, you'll burn me?"

"Of course not."

"Because I'm your husband and you love me?"

"No. Because I now fully understand that if I do that, I'll get on God's nerves and He'll burn me."

"So if I get on your nerves, you won't burn me right?"

"Yeah."

"Good."

"I'll just divorce you."

"I'd rather burn to death habibti."

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"You bring out the haram in me."

"That's hot."

"What I meant is that its been 10 minutes since the adhan and I still haven't prayed, you weirdo."

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"Saif. Please. Just let me see her."

"Hanan. Go home. You know I can't. It's haram for you to be here."

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! LET ME SEE HER!"

"Hanan. Please. Stop this."

"Did you even love her? Did you even love us? Huh? You heartless son of a bit-"

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"We were brought together after being apart for seven years once and here we are again. Together after being apart for seven years again," he says with a low voice. I sense he's going to cry, so I try to lighten up the mood.

"Seven is an amazing number," I say with a smile.

"Because there are Seven Heavens?"

"I was gonna say because there are seven members of BTS, but that'll do. "