Jokes (random and themed)
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Just a collection of jokes and suchlike that I either read or heard somewhere. Most of the time I don't remember where I read it, so I won't be able to give sources, but whatever. Also some funny quotes, I guess.
Hope you have fun !!
Btw, I got them mostly from old issues of Reader's Digest, or the Internet
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