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Ineffable Husbands // Good Omens one shots

luciferspinkwings

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Reads 25,765
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Parts 9
Time 53m

luciferspinkwings

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You love Good Omens. I love Good Omens... everyone loves Good Omens and the world is obsessed. So read this just because :3

This book is mostly Ineffable Husbands. Oh, who am I even kidding here? It's probably only gonna be those bloody idiots who have the world's greatest slow-burn going on!

I take requests too :3

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Copyright 2019 (C) luciferspinkwings All rights reserved
[Cover made by my awesome twinsie ~ @luciferstempest]

I do not own the characters. All rights for the characters goes to Nail Gaiman & Sir Terry Pratchett. Also to David Tennant & Michael Sheen cus I just feel like mentioning those perfect bois ❤️All Rights Reserved

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Take These Broken Wings And Learn To Fly by Nayeliq1

"Why are you doing this?" Aziraphale's voice is faint, his breathing uneven. Crowley doesn't lift his eyes to see the sickly look on his face, the twist of pain where only joyous smiles should ever be. "Bandages need changing", he mumbles, eyes fixed firmly on his working hands. "No. I meant-" He can hear as Aziraphale swallows. "Why do you care for me?" It isn't just 'why do you take care of me'. It's 'why do you still care at all'. Crowley has to close his eyes for a second, makes sure Aziraphale doesn't see. "Cause you're here", he says, voice carefully detached, "and you're hurt, and you need someone. And that someone's gotta be me." "Why?" He won't answer that. He can't answer that. "Don't ask stupid questions." ~oOo~ Or, the one where Heaven punishes Aziraphale the only way they know how, Crowley is there to help pick up the pieces, and maybe they can build something new and much more beautiful from both their broken shards. Warning for blood and injury, aftermath of physical violence, drinking as a coping mechanism, symptoms of depression - heed the tags!

Well, That Was A Thing (Good Omens One-Shots) by Zakani_Donovan

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 302,300 (53 one-shots)

Good Omens: The Ineffable Family Chronicles by Eden6000

A collection of short stories written in the early days of Bad Omens Book 1. These were written to help me understand the boys and their relationship with their daughter as she grew up. Please note some of these stories have been included in other books and Novellas to better suit the story so they are not included. And the last one has been rewritten entirely to remove Neil Gaiman. Also, these stories are OUT OF ORDER because there's no plot connecting them. They are also the finalized versions with certain changes made to fit Bad Omens.

Tickety-Boo (Ineffable Husbands Week 2019) by Zakani_Donovan

As the title states, this book will be used for prompts for the ineffable husbands week. They will most likely not be in date, but I will make the effort to have something for each prompt. I doubt each chapter will be very long but they will all have a minimum of 1,000 words. (This is the SFW variant of the challenge/activity because I cannot write smut to save my life, therefore the NSFW version would be a waste on my page) Word Count: 25,970

You'll Never Get To Heaven (if you're scared of getting high) by KannaOphelia

Good Omens. Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books). Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated. A lot of pining, a lot of shopping and restaurants and party games, some near misses, but no sex until chapter 24 (and all of 25).

Never Explain Anything: A Crowley/Aziraphale Good Omens fanfic by KannaOphelia

"Oh. Yeah." Crowley shuffled his feet, looking surprisingly boyish. "Come to New York with me tomorrow?" Aziraphale blinked. "Why?" "To see how Warlock is doing," Crowley said, as if that was obvious. "Warlock?" He blinked again, and Crowley looked annoyed. Unfortunately what came out of his mouth was, "You were the one who suggested killing the boy." "It wasn't personal." Crowley took off his dark glasses, apparently the better to glare at him. "He's still our kid." "B-but, Crowley, he's not our kid," Aziraphale said helplessly, wondering if Crowley was going insane or if he was. "You're a terrible father for an angel," Crowley said, accusingly. "I'm a demon, and I make a far better mother." --- Aziraphale is almost certain that Crowley is only being perverse. But demons are unaccountable creatures, and Aziraphale finds himself flying to New York with him anyway.

A Bit of Good by RavenMelon

In the earliest moments of existence, when the Garden of Eden bloomed with temptation, two celestial beings crossed paths-one descended from grace, while the other clung to his heavenly perch, ever under the watchful eye of the ineffable. This is a tale of their timeless connection, a slow-burning love story that spans the ages-- a prologue to Good Omens. Journey with them through centuries of camaraderie, unwavering loyalty, and missed opportunities, as they grapple with the profound realization that they were each other's salvation all along. In a world filled with divine intervention and cosmic absurdity, they find their hearts entwined in a love that defies time, destiny, and even the heavens themselves.

Angel Of Death - Crowley X Aziraphale (Finished) by GalaxyDuskfire

Armageddon is over and the apocalypse never came. But a century ago, a deal was made, and now it's time for the debt to be paid. As Aziraphale and Crowley fight for their lives, they learn that fate has intertwined them far more than they could ever have guessed. This is currently my prized good omens fanfic. I hope you all enjoy it I Do not own characters, the series, book or movie, or any images used. I only take credit for this fanfiction written and any original characters

Eternal - Crowley X Aziraphale (Finished) by GalaxyDuskfire

They thought it was all over. They thought they'd be left alone. They weren't that lucky. The angels and demons are back for revenge, but the angel and demon won't back down for anything. Even God herself can't stand between them. Perhaps there is a war to come after all. Not between heaven and hell, but between Aziraphale and Crowley, and everyone else. I Do not own characters, the series, book or movie, or any images used. I only take credit for this fanfiction written and any original characters

Ineffable One Shots by Flightbrotha

All kinds of misadventures from history's favourite couple. I will try a bunch of different styles and will take any requests. S2 spoilers will be present throughout- you have been warned. So far most one shots have been pretty long. Y'all I'm just trying to survive until season 3 #michealsheenitwouldbeanhonorifyoureadthis

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Take These Broken Wings And Learn To Fly cover

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You'll Never Get To Heaven (if you're scared of getting high) cover

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Angel Of Death - Crowley X Aziraphale (Finished) cover

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Take These Broken Wings And Learn To Fly

"Why are you doing this?" Aziraphale's voice is faint, his breathing uneven. Crowley doesn't lift his eyes to see the sickly look on his face, the twist of pain where only joyous smiles should ever be. "Bandages need changing", he mumbles, eyes fixed firmly on his working hands. "No. I meant-" He can hear as Aziraphale swallows. "Why do you care for me?" It isn't just 'why do you take care of me'. It's 'why do you still care at all'. Crowley has to close his eyes for a second, makes sure Aziraphale doesn't see. "Cause you're here", he says, voice carefully detached, "and you're hurt, and you need someone. And that someone's gotta be me." "Why?" He won't answer that. He can't answer that. "Don't ask stupid questions." ~oOo~ Or, the one where Heaven punishes Aziraphale the only way they know how, Crowley is there to help pick up the pieces, and maybe they can build something new and much more beautiful from both their broken shards. Warning for blood and injury, aftermath of physical violence, drinking as a coping mechanism, symptoms of depression - heed the tags!