✓ The Ten Year Uber Drive
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MatureComplete Sat, May 9, 202013m
One day, best friends Marlie and Amelie are spending a boring day at the zoo and decide to call an Uber to take them home. When it arrives, they meet a familiar face as their driver. He takes them on a trip to pick up another customer, but some complications interrupt their drive, resulting in a ten year setback.
-Major crackfic
-Meant to be humorous; not to be taken literally
-This is an inside joke between my best friend Amelie and I, so I decided to write it
-Yes, worry about our sanity
-Contains dark humor, weird af humor, and sexual humor. Read at your own risk.
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