Girl's Guide to Hating Wade Wilson

"I love you." "I love you too, shithead."

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Scout is an X-Men trainee and has been for years. She's sent on a "training exercise" to get Wade Wilson to join the X-Men, and make sure he doesn't get into any trouble along the way. She immediately hates him, thinking that Colossus is trying to replace her. And at first glance, this inappropriate, loud-mouthed jokester is no proper replacement. Scout is serious, cold, and cut-throat. She thinks that this level of childish behavior is unacceptable.

After keeping watch of him for a couple days, Wade starts to show a side of him she'd never seen. Maybe he isn't trying to blatantly annoy her. Perhaps he's just trying to find a friend in Scout.

When Scout gets into a situation beyond her control, Wade might be the only one who can help her.