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Two And A Half Deadmen

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Parts 19
Time 6h 48m

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Silver spruce is a very strange, and very haunted town.  
Ghosts inhabit its building and walk its streets.  Some of them friendly and sane.  Some of them not so much.  

Alder helps ghosts.  Helps them fulfill their last requests so they can move on to whatever comes next.  Sometimes the ghosts aren't so friendly and have to be moved on by force.  Alder does that as well.  And he's gotten rather good at it too.  But after a particularly rough exorcism, he finds himself fallowing a strange ghost to a local tourist attraction.  

And while Alder never means to find himself caught up in chaos.  Monsters, magic, and mayhem always seem to have a way of finding him. 


 

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A Broken Spark - A Feral Story by Claybear11

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Forgotten Wolf by Siberiantiggy

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MEDIUM by Lyfeo_M_Jay

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The Ghost Knight by Laurathelibrarian

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Tell Me A Story by PaulZeron26

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