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Two And A Half Deadmen

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Silver spruce is a very strange, and very haunted town.  
Ghosts inhabit its building and walk its streets.  Some of them friendly and sane.  Some of them not so much.  

Alder helps ghosts.  Helps them fulfill their last requests so they can move on to whatever comes next.  Sometimes the ghosts aren't so friendly and have to be moved on by force.  Alder does that as well.  And he's gotten rather good at it too.  But after a particularly rough exorcism, he finds himself fallowing a strange ghost to a local tourist attraction.  

And while Alder never means to find himself caught up in chaos.  Monsters, magic, and mayhem always seem to have a way of finding him. 


 

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The Haunted National Park: A Tale from the Peter Wood Multiverse by Lucoswegowrites

When Peter and his friends sneak out late at night and wander off the beaten trail while visiting the Haunted National Park, they find themselves in the company of a deeply troubled soul whose magical powers threaten to spread her anguish and fury. Both of which manifest themselves in the form of an emerald green inferno. But as they race to help subdue the force of nature that they unwittingly awoke, Peter struggles with a surprisingly difficult question: should he race to alert the adults back at the campgrounds so that they can put an end to the rampage headed their way before she even gets there? Or perhaps he should run back off into the woods in search of the one person who could perhaps, save the woman from self-destruction. _________________________________________ This story is part of an anthology following different versions of Peter Wood and their friends during their misadventures in the Paranormal World. It's meant to be a preview into the world of the middle-grade series of novels that I've been working on for years now. That being said, the events of this anthology will be taking place in alternate universes so that I can still comfortably write the main novels without having to worry too much about how these side stories will fit into it all.

Faithless by devour-me

"...and a little bird told me our king has been spending too much time in Purgatory, meeting with certain archangels." I was sure I didn't hear him correctly. "Lucifer and the archangels? Purgatory? I'll entertain your insanity, carry on." I tried not to laugh, crossing my arms over my chest. "He's there... you can't locate him even if you try, but I know. And there are too many angels there, living angels." Callum said. "They're hiding something, Ian. Deep enough in Purgatory that it's impossible to find." *** Megan had no idea she was the one being hidden... the one that could change everything. Caught between angels and demons, some more alluring than others, she's forced into a new reality that shatters the world she thought she knew. Who is she? What is she? *18+ - mature content ahead*

Three Mates & A Tribrid by Karma__Winters

I sighed, walking towards him. "Look, big man. I know who you are and I'm really sorry for what I'm about to do." I said before leaning in and kissing him. I could feel the sparks from our contact and heat pool in my belly. But before he could pull me in for a second one, I pulled back. "Why would you be sorry about that?" He asked, looking at me affectionately. He pushed the hair our of my face as he smiled. "That's not what I'm sorry for," I whispered before snapping his neck. This is too fucking easy, I thought before smelling two heavenly different smells. What the actual fuck? I turned slightly and locked eyes with two guys across the parking lot. I have three fucking mates?! Of course, my life can't be easy. -------------------------------------------------------- Rose Maxwell is your typical young, flirty, confident 21-year-old. With only one exception...she's a tribrid. Tribrid being a werewolf, vampire, and witch in one. It sounds cool, right? Only one problem...she shouldn't exist. Now with only herself to count on, Rose must learn the hard way to never trust anyone with her secret. But what happens when fate brings three mates into Rose's life? Everett Dixon, the sexy werewolf; Atticus Caldwell, the mysterious warlock; and Axel Hale, the brooding vampire. Will she learn to trust again? Or will she let the fear of being discovered threaten the bonds she has with her mates? Warning: This book is rated mature and will have mature-themed content. This includes sex, strong language, violence, drug/alcohol use, and mentions of sexual assault #1 in Magic #1 in Reverseharem #1 in Paranormal #1 in Supernatural #1 in Witch #1 in Vampire #1 in Badass #1 in Murder

The Ghost Knight by Laurathelibrarian

Awsten wakes up in the middle of a bad episode of sleep paralysis. Left feeling anxious and overwhelmed, he quickly realizes he cannot remember the details of the night before. He doesn't know why his friends slept over his house. He doesn't understand how all of his neighbors could suddenly vanish without a trace. He begins to doubt his sanity when he keeps seeing faces from the corner of his eye that look like the ones from his sleep paralysis hallucination. Is he losing it? Or is there something far more dark and sinister at work?

The First Fae Mate by Kayla_Bee23

~Alpha Awards 2023 Winner~ Wattpad official Werewolf page Visena Sage knows two things for sure. Her name, and that she's part Faery. After waking in an unfamiliar realm with no memories (or clothes), Visena is dragged by the scruff to the Earth realm by two insulting and unusual strangers. They seem eager to take her to their leader, an unidentified enemy with unknown motives. However, in a potentially wonderful twist of fate, she is immediately rescued by a small group who use gibberish words to address one another. Alpha? Beta? Mates? The apparent damsel searches for answers while familiarising herself with the group's deliciously scented, cautious leader: Gideon Steel. Gideon seems intrigued by her blunt, confident approach and keeps a watchful eye on her as she navigates his strange world. Both seek answers to the same questions while feeling an unnatural pull to each other. Who is she? (Who is he?) What happened to her family? And is she really the damsel in this story? Happy reading ;) [Mature content: language, humour, violence and sex. 17 and up] ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Top tags to date: #1 Vampire of 209k #3 in Werewolf of 198k #23 in Romance of 2.02 mil #1 in Witch of 80.5k #2 in Wolf of 60.4k #1 in fairies of 12.5k #1 strong female lead of 7.7k #1 in faeries of 4.86k #1 in fairfolk of 180

MEDIUM by Lyfeo_M_Jay

Adrian knew he was weird, well weirder, he had abilities and powers no one had, he could see things no normal person could, so instead of running from his abilities he accepted them, but Adrian wasn't a fool, he trusted a few and avoided trouble at all costs. But life changed when the veil is lifted, he starts seeing the world as it truly is with everything that goes bump in the night, he discovers secrets about himself, about his family along with the threats on his very existence and his family. With ghosts wanting help to cross over, a job, school and parenting to handle, Adrian has to juggle it all in order to survive or be crushed by all that weighs down on him.

A Broken Spark - A Feral Story by Claybear11

Maxwell, a green kitsune is cursed with a terrible fate, a cracked Spark. For a long time, his magic has surged beyond his control, bringing harm to both himself, and people around him. And nothing he has done could stop his volatile magic outbursts. Thankfully, sometimes fate give people chances. Maxwell meets with Azar, a benevolent Phoenix-witch who cannot stand to see him be in such agony. Determined to fix his broken Spark, Azar takes care of Maxwell as the two journey through the Blood Tundra to find a cure to his burden. Such a journey will not be easy. With Maxwell's magic becoming increasingly dangerous, beyond his control, and with little knowledge she has on how to fix a terrible curse, Azar is in for a wild journey. Along the way, Maxwell feels something he hasn't before for Azar... but what does this feathery magician think of the furry bookworm? This is based after a roleplay done on the Feral Discord. Special thanks to CheetahFrecklez and sarchastic on Discord for letting me use their OCs, Azar And Alonna for this story! This is also not related to Days of Darkness, Rise of the Wielders or the upcoming third book. This is merely a standalone story. Based after Wildworks' MMO Feral. (Or Fer.al) Azar is owned by CheetahFrecklez. Alonna is owned by sarchastic. Original characters are owned by me. All other properties are owned by Wildworks. Age Rating: 13+ (Dark/Suggestive Themes, Mild Fantasy Violence, Mild Blood, Mild Language.)

Demons by Rosette420

Silver starts her adventure at age 14 as it was a rule that all must leave thier houses at the ages. Silver was very young when she discovers something about the deadly World.... A danger incident. "you might had thought that why I wasn't letting you go out of the house..... You know? The world is filled with deadly demons." Said Mrs. Korey (Silver's mom) to Silver. People were in a group. "when will this Demon rule end? We have to do something to chop their heads off! We will be doing this soon!", Said man1 furiously. The man next to Man1 transforms into a deadly demon and attacks Man1, crowd spreads screaming. News: A man at Emerald ground got attacked by a demon. Demons have become more powerful in the last years. Demon Prince: I never saw you here. Are you new in Myukara? Silver: huh? No. Actually the reason is... My mother had kept me at home till I reach this age. Demon Prince: Why she did that so? Silver: to protect me from Demons or my childhood would had finished if they had attacked me. Demon Prince: I understand. The Demons kill humans as their food. It would be good if Demons and humans live happily here like a family. Isn't it? Silver: uhh... Yeah. Demon Prince: This can be possible if someone tells them that. I mean... Changing some rules. Silver: do you mean that you can do that as you are the Prince. Demon Prince: No, Prince can't do that. Silver: huh? ???: But the King can, Silver. Silver: that means your father. Demon Prince: Yeah. So now we should tell our plan to the king.

Bad Moon:Book One in the "I Am Chaos" series. by KTGale

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The Haunted National Park: A Tale from the Peter Wood Multiverse

When Peter and his friends sneak out late at night and wander off the beaten trail while visiting the Haunted National Park, they find themselves in the company of a deeply troubled soul whose magical powers threaten to spread her anguish and fury. Both of which manifest themselves in the form of an emerald green inferno. But as they race to help subdue the force of nature that they unwittingly awoke, Peter struggles with a surprisingly difficult question: should he race to alert the adults back at the campgrounds so that they can put an end to the rampage headed their way before she even gets there? Or perhaps he should run back off into the woods in search of the one person who could perhaps, save the woman from self-destruction. _________________________________________ This story is part of an anthology following different versions of Peter Wood and their friends during their misadventures in the Paranormal World. It's meant to be a preview into the world of the middle-grade series of novels that I've been working on for years now. That being said, the events of this anthology will be taking place in alternate universes so that I can still comfortably write the main novels without having to worry too much about how these side stories will fit into it all.